What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?A worm in a fur coat !

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !

Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !