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Q: What did one flea say to th…

30 Dec , 2010  

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? – A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

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What happened to the man who t…

30 Dec , 2010  

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?He just beetled off !

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What do you get when you cross…

30 Dec , 2010  

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

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What do you call a bee who’s h…

30 Dec , 2010  

What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him ?He’s bee-witched !

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Q: What kind of suit does a be…

30 Dec , 2010  

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?A: A buzzness suit!

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What has four wheels and flies…

30 Dec , 2010  

What has four wheels and flies ?A rubbish bin !

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What lives in gum trees ?Stick…

30 Dec , 2010  

What lives in gum trees ?Stick insects !

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What is a bee’s favourite clas…

11 May , 2009  

What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !

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What does a queen bee do when …

11 May , 2009  

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?Issues a royal pardon !

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Where would you put an injured…

11 May , 2009  

Where would you put an injured insect ?In an antbulance !

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What do bees do if they want t…

11 May , 2009  

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop !

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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A…

11 May , 2009  

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A bee with a cold !