What’s black and white and turns cartwheels?A piebald horse pulling a cart!
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!
What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!
What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!