Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?He was a sherbet!

Why was the horse all charged up?It ate some haywire!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!

A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the … Continue reading →

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays … Continue reading →

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They’re always switching their tails!