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Why was the man sued by his ho…

30 Jul , 2010

Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!

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Why was the racehorse named Ba…

30 Jul , 2010

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!

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Why was the racehorse names St…

30 Jul , 2010

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?He was a sherbet!

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Why was the horse all charged …

30 Jul , 2010

Why was the horse all charged up?It ate some haywire!

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Why was the horseman fired fro…

30 Jul , 2010

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!

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A mean horseman went into a sa…

30 Jul , 2010

A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!”

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Why did the bareback performer…

30 Jul , 2010

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

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A man has a racehorse, never w…

30 Jul , 2010

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, “WHY ARE YOU […]

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