Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?He was a sherbet!
Why was the horse all charged up?It ate some haywire!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!”
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, “WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, “I have to get up at three in the morning.”
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They’re always switching their tails!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?Both are food from aloft!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?He was a rough rider!
You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.
Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!
Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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