Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?He was a sherbet!

Why was the horse all charged up?It ate some haywire!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!

A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!”

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, “WHY ARE YOU […]

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They’re always switching their tails!