Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

Where do you take a sick horse?To the Horspital!

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?They have to tow the line!

Why are clouds like jockeys?Because they hold the reins!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because it’s covered with horsehide!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?In the Sir Lance Lot

Where did the newlywed horses stay?In the bridle suite!

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!