What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!

What is a horse’s favourite sport?Stable tennis!

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

What is a jockey’s motto?Put your money where your mount is!

What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!

What goes “Clip”?A one legged horse!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!