Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?Both are food from aloft!

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?He was a rough rider!

You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.

Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!