What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !

Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they’ve no pockets to put things in !

How to elephants talk to each other ?By ‘elephone !

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater ?Terrified !

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater ?Warren !

Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?Because of all the cheetahs !