How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf…
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !
Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they can’t remember long stories !
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isn’t chicken !
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away it’s credit cards !
