Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
