An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the … Continue reading →

Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants … Continue reading →

Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they won’t step on the fish.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because it’s out of the high rent district.

Why don’t elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.