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An elephant was walking in a p…

14 Sep , 2009  

An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the […]

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It was a boring Sunday afterno…

14 Sep , 2009  

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when […]

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Two elephants jumped off a cli…

14 Sep , 2009  

Two elephants jumped off a cliff……. BOOM BOOM!

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Q: What happened when the elep…

14 Sep , 2009  

Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why did the elephant eat the c…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

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Why do elephants squirt water …

14 Sep , 2009  

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.

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Why do elephants jump across r…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they won’t step on the fish.

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Why do elephants live in the j…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because it’s out of the high rent district.

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Why don’t elephants like marti…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why don’t elephants like martinis?Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

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Why do elephants prefer peanut…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.

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What does a bald elephant wear…

14 Sep , 2009  

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.

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Why did the gum cross the road…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why did the gum cross the road?Because it was under the elephants foot.