Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance.

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop

Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl […]