Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !

Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why? Was he a better dancer?Don’t know, I never met him.

What is a frog’s favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean “Liner”

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”