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Q. How many line dance instruc…

8 Sep , 2009  

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

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Q. What’s the difference betwe…

8 Sep , 2009  

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What do cows like to line danc…

8 Sep , 2009  

What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !

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Q. What do tired line dancers …

8 Sep , 2009  

Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down 🙂

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My dance partner dumped me for…

8 Sep , 2009  

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why? Was he a better dancer?Don’t know, I never met him.

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What is a duck’s favorite danc…

8 Sep , 2009  

What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !

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Which dance will a chicken not…

8 Sep , 2009  

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

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What is a frog’s favorite danc…

8 Sep , 2009  

What is a frog’s favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

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Q. What do you call a line dan…

8 Sep , 2009  

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean “Liner”

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There was a dance teacher who …

8 Sep , 2009  

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”

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These two friends are about to…

8 Sep , 2009  

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ”Would I?”

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Why did the two knives go to t…

8 Sep , 2009  

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!