These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ”If someone says something about my eye, i’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She … Continue reading →

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!

What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Vaults.

Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?Because they have two left feet !

Which dances do the burgers do best?The burger-loo and the char char!

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things … Continue reading →

Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?A. Linedancing!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?Dark Raver !