What do you call someone who dances on cars ?A morris dancer !

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?The conga !

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

What kind of dance do buns do?Abundance.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).

What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.

What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.

What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”