Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”.One little boy stands up and offers “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.””No,” […]
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?A: “You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive […]
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?A: Bill Clinton of course!
Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When he’s sworn in.
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
