Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.”Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. “Tom, what is […]
Q: What’s the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
