A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them.The next day, the police come to the […]

Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. […]

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from thevehicle, they realize they’re in the fabled […]

Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.

Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.

Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

Q: When did Clinton’s friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.