A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to … Continue reading →

Q: What’s Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If you’ve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family–you’re happy.

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the … Continue reading →

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. … Continue reading →

Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.

Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.

Q: How is Clinton’s health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.