Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow?A: To study economics.

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute.”I’d salute you […]

Q: What will Bill’s favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everything’s $100.

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.

In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleepwith President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.

Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.

Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?A: He is stupid!