Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !

Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?Santa Claws !

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?A cat-a-logue !