When the cat’s away…..?The house smells better !

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !

Why are black cats such good singers?They’re very mewsical.

What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !

What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !

Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?I’ve got a bone to pick with you !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?Because she wanted to wake up oily !