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What’s the unluckiest kind of …

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What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !

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How is cat food sold ?Usually …

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How is cat food sold ?Usually purr can !

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What noise does a cat make goi…

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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What is the cat’s favourite TV…

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What is the cat’s favourite TV show ?The evening mews !

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What do you get if you cross a…

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !

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How do you know if you cat’s g…

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How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !

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How do you know if your cat ha…

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?She’s got that down in the mouth look !

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What do cat actors say on stag…

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What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !

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What did the cat say when he l…

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?I’m paw !

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The…

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?The…

7 Sep , 2009  

How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

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What do you get if you cross a…

7 Sep , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !