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“Doctor,” said the patient, “I…

7 Sep , 2009

“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!””How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.”Lest’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ’41

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When you call a dog, they usua…

7 Sep , 2009

When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.

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If a cat won an Oscar, what wo…

7 Sep , 2009

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

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Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?…

7 Sep , 2009

Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.

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What is an octopus? An eight-s…

7 Sep , 2009

What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

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A guy walks into a laundry run…

7 Sep , 2009

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”

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