“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I can’t stop acting like a cat!””How long have you had this problem?” the doctor asked.”Lest’s see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in ’41

When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.

What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out?” “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “We’ll have that stain licked in a minute!”

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.

What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !

What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !

Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !