Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections