Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.