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Aardvark jokes

Who loves hamburgers, French f…

11 May , 2009  

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!

Aardvark jokes

What is the difference between…

11 May , 2009  

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Aardvark jokes

What does the aardvark call hi…

11 May , 2009  

What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!

Aardvark jokes

What is uglier than an aardvar…

11 May , 2009  

What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!

Computer jokes

What’s the difference between …

11 May , 2009  

What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

Computer jokes

What do computers eat when the…

11 May , 2009  

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

Computer jokes

Redmond, WA –Microsoft announ…

11 May , 2009  

Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

Computer jokes

This customer comes into the c…

11 May , 2009  

This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”

Computer jokes

A ragged individual stranded f…

11 May , 2009  

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of […]