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Technical support had a caller…

8 Jul , 2009  

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

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Q: What is the difference betw…

8 Jul , 2009  

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

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After buying a PC from a deale…

8 Jul , 2009  

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: “Did you check to see whether the […]

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A customer called to say he co…

8 Jul , 2009  

A customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the “send” key.

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Customer: “It says I’ve perfor…

8 Jul , 2009  

Customer: “It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?”

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This truck driver hauling a tr…

8 Jul , 2009  

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying:”Nerds Not Allowed — Enter At Your Own Risk!”He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him.”You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for […]

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Once a programmer drowned in t…

8 Jul , 2009  

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1” and nobody understood it.

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Helpline? I’ve just pushed a p…

8 Jul , 2009  

Helpline? I’ve just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but there’s a lot of crackling.

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What do you get if you cross a…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.

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Why did the duck stick his leg…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Computers manufacturer is cons…

8 Jul , 2009  

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.

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I heard that if you play the W…

8 Jul , 2009  

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!