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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often…

22 Sep , 2015  

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]

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It only rains twice a year in …

22 Sep , 2015  

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Where did the meteorologist st…

22 Sep , 2015  

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How did the hail stone describ…

22 Sep , 2015  

How did the hail stone describe it’s life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs

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The Michaels family owned a sm…

22 Sep , 2015  

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One […]

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How do rain drops marry?-They …

22 Sep , 2015  

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

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Q) How do you spot a happy mot…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.

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Why was the lightning grilled …

22 Sep , 2015  

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?-To make heat lightning

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If you are standing in the mai…

22 Sep , 2015  

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

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Why type of lightning likes to…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?-Ball lightning

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Years ago, Nebraskans got tire…

22 Sep , 2015  

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence […]

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What cloud is so lazy because …

22 Sep , 2015  

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog