What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)

What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the “pouring rain.” Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?Katabatic

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just […]

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?Santa Ana

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?Foehn

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”