You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions … Continue reading →

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

‘You never get anything right,’ complained the teacher. ‘What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?”Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.’

What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?’Come and look at the rain, dear.’

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !