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What is hail ? Hard boiled rai…

22 Sep , 2015  

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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Q:What did the tornado say to …

22 Sep , 2015  

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)

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What are the hottest days duri…

22 Sep , 2015  

What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days

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Q. What did the fog say to the…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often…

22 Sep , 2015  

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]

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It only rains twice a year in …

22 Sep , 2015  

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Where did the meteorologist st…

22 Sep , 2015  

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How did the hail stone describ…

22 Sep , 2015  

How did the hail stone describe it’s life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs

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The Michaels family owned a sm…

22 Sep , 2015  

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One […]

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How do rain drops marry?-They …

22 Sep , 2015  

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

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Q) How do you spot a happy mot…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.

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Why was the lightning grilled …

22 Sep , 2015  

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?-To make heat lightning