What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)

What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?-Ball lightning

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence […]

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i […]

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the “pouring rain.” Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?Katabatic

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just […]