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What is hail ? Hard boiled rai…

22 Sep , 2015  

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

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Q:What did the tornado say to …

22 Sep , 2015  

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)

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What are the hottest days duri…

22 Sep , 2015  

What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days

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Q. What did the fog say to the…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.

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Which weather features do drug…

22 Sep , 2015  

Which weather features do druggies like most?Highs

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Q: What did the hurricane say …

22 Sep , 2015  

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?A: I have my eye on you.

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What do freezing rain and cake…

22 Sep , 2015  

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze

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Q: What’s the difference betwe…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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Why were the vets and pounds m…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and dogs

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Jill: How did you find the wea…

22 Sep , 2015  

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often…

22 Sep , 2015  

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]

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It only rains twice a year in …

22 Sep , 2015  

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.