Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)

What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

How did the hail stone describe it’s life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One […]

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?-To make heat lightning

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?-Ball lightning

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence […]