Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?A wedding ring !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?Because they both have rings.
