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A psychiatrist was testing the…

25 Feb , 2014  

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen?” asked the psychiatrist. “Oh,” said the patient, “when […]

Telephone jokes

What do you call the sound a g…

25 Feb , 2014  

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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How does a baboon make phone c…

25 Feb , 2014  

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

25 Feb , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

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What kind of music do phones l…

25 Feb , 2014  

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

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How that we are engaged I hope…

25 Feb , 2014  

How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring.Of course. What’s your phone number ?

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Why are there so many Johnson …

25 Feb , 2014  

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.

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How does a football player mak…

25 Feb , 2014  

How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

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How does a baritone make phone…

25 Feb , 2014  

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make…

25 Feb , 2014  

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!

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What do you get if you cross a…

25 Feb , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!

Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

25 Feb , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!