What’s a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

What’s a snake’s favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?’. Then the second Snake says “Why do you […]

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. Doc says, “What’s the […]

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.