There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey … Continue reading →

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes … Continue reading →

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.