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“So glad to meet you” said the…

5 Jan , 2014  

“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !

Snake jokes

What do you get if crossed a n…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

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Why did some snakes disobey No…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinkin…

5 Jan , 2014  

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python.Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.

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What do you get if you cross a…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

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Why did the viper want to beco…

5 Jan , 2014  

Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

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What do you get if you cross t…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

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Did you hear about the stupid …

5 Jan , 2014  

Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

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What is green, sooty and whist…

5 Jan , 2014  

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !

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Q:What do you get when you cro…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”

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What do you call a snake who w…

5 Jan , 2014  

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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What kind of letters did the s…

5 Jan , 2014  

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !