What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?Chimney Cricket !

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”

“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python.Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ? They’ve got poisonality !