What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else’s !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !