Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, “I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, ‘Vote Democratic.’” His opponent said, “I have a better scheme, and it doesn’t cost me […]
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.The Democrat was […]
It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?A: None. The democrats do that.
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?A: A mandate to govern.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?A: None. The Sociali–Democrats do that
Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.” Young Democrat’s favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.” Republican’s favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.” Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White Christmas.”
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play “Cowboys and Indians.” Democrats don’t either, as long as the Indians win.
