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Q: What has dual airbags and h…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room?A: The White House.

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QUESTION: Name the loser in th…

5 Jan , 2014  

QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.

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A minister and lawyer were cha…

5 Jan , 2014  

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked. “Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer. “What do you do?” lawyer asked. “Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you […]

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A Congressman was once asked a…

5 Jan , 2014  

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it.” “But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into […]

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Q: How many Marxists does it t…

5 Jan , 2014  

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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QUESTION: How long does a Unit…

14 Jun , 2013  

QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Osama bin Laden threatened Rus…

14 Jun , 2013  

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war… I’ll hide from you too!

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Once a madman said, “Do you kn…

14 Jun , 2013  

Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, “Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan.”

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A Japanese man was boasting ab…

14 Jun , 2013  

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.” An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take […]

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George W. Bush and Osama bin L…

14 Jun , 2013  

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, “There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” George Bush replies, “Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” Osama answers, “I can see New York, […]

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Two political candidates were …

14 Jun , 2013  

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?”And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”

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At an outdoor press conference…

14 Jun , 2013  

At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being “lifeless as a statue.””That is absurd,” Gore stoically stated. “When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am.”Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, “Honey, you have a pigeon on your head.”