Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one – but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player’s best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn’t tell the bass player which one.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
