Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.

What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.

Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

When is the water in the shower room musical? When it’s piping hot.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.