Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We don’t know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Well, first let’s talk about the concept behind this whole “light bulb” thing.
Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers don’t screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Q: How many PA’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine……..one to do it and eight others to wish they’d been asked.
Q: How many PA’ does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What’s a light bulb?
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: “Nobody said I needed doubles on that!”
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, we’ll have to change everything.
Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin’ he looked doing it.
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I’ve got this neat candle holder…
Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No… How many do we have on the truck?
