“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.”Sounds like […]

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,”the husband explained. “She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.” He continued, “She communicates well and I […]

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.”Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher. “Walking is especially beneficial. […]

The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the conceptof marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding […]

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, “This was the most wonderful gift I could have […]

A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”the lawyer asked.”Give me the bad news first.””Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.””That’s the bad news?” the man asked incredulously.”I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.””It’s of you and your mistress.”

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, […]

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse, “but don’t you think this is enough?” The woman replied, “Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year.”

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,”The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony”

“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and my husband don’t get along.”

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat was wrong.”Nothing,” said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?””Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cookedand cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’sDay, […]

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profitfrom the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d considerreturning the hundred dollars I paid you to […]