Hey, you just shot my wife.I’m so sorry, have a shot at mine !

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?On a bun-eymoon!

A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. “But why did you stab him over a hundred times?” asked the judge. “Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant, “I didn’t know how to switch off the electric carving knife.”

Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I’ve just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who’s been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you’ll get a speaking … Continue reading →

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring… Wedding ring… Suffering!!!

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?Because she never marries the best man.

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.”Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?”Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not … Continue reading →

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.

What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.

Two men were remembering their wedding days. “It was dreadful,” said Fred. “I got the most terrible fright.” “What happened?” asked Harry.”I married her,” replied Fred.