What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.”How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.”That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.”That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk […]
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
