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What did the big ape say when …

5 Aug , 2011

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

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How do you catch King Kong? Ha…

5 Aug , 2011

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What do you get if you cross K…

5 Aug , 2011

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

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What did King Kong say when he…

5 Aug , 2011

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?”Are you my mother?”

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If you crossed King Kong and a…

5 Aug , 2011

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.

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What is big hairy and can fly …

5 Aug , 2011

What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong…

5 Aug , 2011

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !

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What do you get if King Kong f…

5 Aug , 2011

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy…

5 Aug , 2011

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What is big, hairy and can fly…

5 Aug , 2011

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

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If King Kong came to England w…

5 Aug , 2011

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

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What business is King Kong in?…

5 Aug , 2011

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

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