What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?”Are you my mother?”

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.

What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.