Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled “Church Preference” he filled in: Red brick.
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. “That’s a good one!” said the idiot, blowing it out. “Ah’m gonna […]
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, “Have you got any invisible ink?” “Certainly sir,” said the owner. “What color?”
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, “Can you count any higher?” The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, “Janzek, I’m takin’ the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!”
Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
“How come you’re only watering half your lawn?” a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. “I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.”
Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
