One idiot said to the other, “You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a … Continue reading →

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he … Continue reading →

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There’s a 12-month waiting list.

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don’t care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, … Continue reading →

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he’s afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ?He flew 57 missions !

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night !