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One idiot said to the other, “…

30 Dec , 2010  

One idiot said to the other, “You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.

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There were two guys working fo…

30 Dec , 2010  

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t […]

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An idiot decided to start a ch…

30 Dec , 2010  

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also […]

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What did the idiot do to the f…

30 Dec , 2010  

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

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Q: Did you hear about the 25 I…

30 Dec , 2010  

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

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Q: Have you heard about the Ir…

30 Dec , 2010  

Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There’s a 12-month waiting list.

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Two newfies walked into a pet …

30 Dec , 2010  

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says “I want four budgies.” Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don’t care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr… Newfie – I don’t care […]

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QUESTION: Why does the town id…

30 Dec , 2010  

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he’s afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Did you hear about the stupid …

30 Dec , 2010  

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ?He flew 57 missions !

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Why did the idiot have his sun…

30 Dec , 2010  

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night !

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How do you keep an imbecile ha…

30 Dec , 2010  

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in …

30 Dec , 2010  

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?- He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado